Somebody has gone ahead and set up a John Smeaton tribute site. Who's he? Well he's the one-man Glaswegian baggage handler anti-terrorist unit. Scotland's answer to Chuck Norris.
And you can buy a pint for him over here
from the site:
"The country needs to see 1,000 pints lined up, on the bar at the Glasgow Airport Holiday Inn, with John Smeaton’s name on them. JohnSmeaton.com will not rest til 1,000 pints are paid for and foaming on that counter."
As John Smeaton himself said : "Glasgow does not accept this. We will set aboot ye."
Class.
The "we'll set aboot ye" clip:
and here's more